Archive for August, 2011

What, exactly, IS in a name?

When I was about twelve, I complained to my dad. “My name is so short! It’s only got four letters and two of them are the same letter!” My dad, ever the smartass, said, “Well, do you want me to give you one of those long African tribal names?” “YES!” “Fine. We’ll call you Zoomabalagadooga!” [...]

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I don’t feel so good…

Please do not read if you are a sympathetic vomiter. Also, this post contains SPOILERS: it could spoil your lunch, dinner, midnight snack, whatever. Going out on a limb here and saying that I’ve done a lot of vomiting. No, it’s not an eating disorder. I tried being anorexic once. It lasted until I got [...]

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Things that go tick-blink-whir in the night

I’d like to make an apology to those in whose homes I have slept overnight and broken, modified, or relocated your guest rooms’ clocks, VCRs, smoke alarms, windows, computers, or nightlights. In order for me to have a comfortable sleep, it must be dark, quiet, and cold.  I am a veritable Princess and the noise/light/temperature [...]

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Dance Hall Daze

Until the eighth grade, I went to a Catholic school. In junior high, we had mixers with other Catholic schools. For three bucks, you could bump around in a darkened Catholic school gym with your friends, drinking Cokes and giggling at the guys trying to break dance. I remember many mixers that were mostly just [...]

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